An elderly couple were at home when the wife called out "So, when are you going to the doctor"
"I told you, I'll go when I feel like going."
After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctors
office. "Doc," he said,
"This is embarrassing, but I'd like to get a
prescription for Viagra."
"Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started writing out the prescription.
The old man, however, interrupted him "Doc, I forgot to tell you I need each the
pills cut into four pieces."
"I know they are expensive pills," said the doctor, "but you have to take the
entire pill if you want it to work properly"
"You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years old and I
haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it to stick out a little so
when I pee, I don't pee all over my shoes."