A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, "And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish
when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was
for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish.
Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made
any wishes. You have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were
irresistible to women."
"Funny," said the genie as he granted his wish and disappeared. "That was
your first wish too!"