A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror on
my door, make my bust-line forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her breasts grow to
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened and
in minutes they both returned.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and both his legs fall off.