A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an
athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"