Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now...
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy
curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes
out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him, "Awww, my honey is so depressed...
here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her
tonight... and remember that this happens only once... ok?... don't think about
The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her
mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns,
hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment,
"She said this is not enough, she wants sixty."
The wife's face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch... when she was
pregnant and her husband came over here... I only charged him fifty."