A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on her. The rural housewife over to the closet and retrieved her husband's .44 caliber pistol.
Aiming the weapon at her husband's testicles she shouted, "I'm a-gonna turn
this bull into a steer, Chuck !"
"No no !" pleaded Chuck. "Not like this ! C'mon, Jodi, give me a sporting
chance, darlin' !"
"All right, fair enough. I will. You can set 'em to swinging first."