This woman has tried every way she can think of to lose weight and nothing has worked, so finally she overcomes her embarrassment and asks her doctor for help.
"I may have the solution", says the doctor. "It's a new diet, just
approved--for two weeks you can have any food you want but instead of eating it,
you must take it rectally." He assures the woman that she can survive this
treatment and that she should lose all her extra weight doing it. He also tells
her to come in for a checkup at the one-week mark.
She shows up a week later and the doctor, after examining her, says "The diet
is working, and
I see no complications--but I will have to refer you to a
specialist for your leg problem."
"What leg problem, Doctor?", she asks.
"Well, I noticed you were walking abnormally..."
"Oh that...that's just my bubble gum..."