A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance
problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They just
came out with
this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some
pills and your problems are history." So, the doctor gives the man a
prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you! This
drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your
wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet."