Small Dick

One summer, the company Dave worked for transferred him to another city, and Dave was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor.

All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Dave had the smallest
dick he'd ever seen. "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doc asked.

"Shit, no," Dave said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and a great sex life. But I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime."

"What about at night?" the doc asked.

"Nights are no problem," Dave said. 'cause there's two of us looking for it then."