An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yep." the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the farmer. "Them are circle
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the trooper angrily
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them