During an war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help push the jeep out of the mud.
"Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been declared dead and the
umpire said we can't contribute in any way."
The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead
bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some