An American, Italian, and a Polock go hunting.
American goes out, when he comes back he got a nice buck. "How'd you do
that?" the other two asked. "He said "I followed the tracks and got this
Italian goes out comes back with an identical buck and when confronted by the
Polock he has the same answer as the American.
The Polock goes out, it gets late the other two start worrying, and he
finally comes back all battered and bloody all broken bones.
The two ask, "What the hell happened?" He answers "I followed the tracks and
got hit by a train."