A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Theme Party - Come dressed as a Human Emotion".
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to
see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the
guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and
have a drink".
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see
a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her
most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have
you come as?" And she replies,
"I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it,
come on in and join the party".
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host
opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, with his penis stuck
in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is
really shocked and says, "Gee, guys, what the hell are you doing? You could get
arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this
supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fucking discustad, and my friend here has
come in despair.