This white guy marries a Japanese mail-order bride. She doesn't speak any
English. During sex she always starts screaming "YOSHI DOSHI, YOSHI DOSHI!!!"
and her husband interprets this as meaning "Very Good!".
A few months later, the husband goes out golfing with some Japanese business
associates.
The one fellow gets a hole in one and the husband figures he'll
impress the guy so he claps his hands and yells "YOSHI DOSHI!!!"
The Japanese guy gets really pissed off and yells back "What do you mean,
wrong hole?"