On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea.
On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the
bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie.
"Ag Hendrik, come in off the balcony and see what I have waiting for you to
savor for the first time" she said coyly.
"No thanks, I want to sit out here," he said.
So Marie sat down brushing her golden hair for 10 minutes after which she
invited Hendrik once more to come in off the balcony to take pleasure of her
virginal body. Once more he refused. Eventually Marie grew tired of waiting and
she retired to the wedding bed and fell asleep.
In the morning, she awoke to find him still sitting on the balcony.
"Why did you spend the whole night out there when you could have been making
love all night?" she asked.
"Well my pa said the first night of my marriage would be the most beautiful
night of my whole life - and I didn't want to miss a moment of it."