A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday
night, and heard a loud party as he approached the house. He knocked on the door
and the owner answered.
Behind him, he saw a circle of naked men, with blindfolded women moving from
man to man, fondling each man's package, and guessing who it was. The preacher,
seeing this, said "I'm sorry. I don't think I'd fit in here right now."
"Nonsense," the man replied. "Your name's been called three times
already."