One day, a Russian couple are walking down the street, trying to find some black bread to go with there cabbage soup, when the husband says, "Did you just feel rain there?"
"No, I thought it felt more like snow", replied his wife and, as these things
go in married life, it developed into an argument.
Just then, a communist party official walked by. "Lets ask Rudolph if it is
officially raining or snowing today", suggested the woman.
So they asked. "Today it is officially raining", said the Rudolph, and walked
"I still thought it was snow", moaned the mans wife, to which he replied,"
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"