An Englishman , a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleague's starts by
rubbing first his chest and then his groin.
When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus
Ladies...and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my
speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one
better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler
symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his
chest and his
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained"
By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my
speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one
further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler
symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he
explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then
masturbating I was starting my speech by saying "Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it
gives me great pleasure......."