A man and his wife checked into a hotel for their honeymoon one warm June day. The desk clerk and hotel manager gave each other the 'nudge-nudge', indicating that they would never see the two of them all week long, as they would be up in the room, consummating their marriage.
But, to the managers' amazement, the new husband came down the stairs at 5:00
am, dressed in waders, with fishing poles and tackle boxes in tow. He left the
hotel, and did not return until the sun was dropping beneath the horizon.
This same routine was performed for the next three days...the husband would
come down the stairs early in the morning, decked out for a day of fishing, and
be gone for most of the day.
The hotel manager was amazed...if his wife was as attractive as this mans
wife was, he would be in bed with her all day long! So , he decided to confront
the man when he returned from his day of fishing.
Around 7:30 that evening, the husband returned. Immediately, he was
confronted by the hotel manager. "Sir, I must ask you...have we in some way
failed you as a hotel?"
"Why do you ask", asked the husband.
"Well, Sir, every day, you leave your wife alone, to spend the day fishing. I
would have expected you to spend the day with her, making love to her."
"Oh, I see what you mean", said the man. "My wife is unable to make love to
me, as she has Gonorrhea"
Taken aback, the manager replied "But certainly, Sir, you could have her
perform oral sex on you?"
"Can't. She has pyorrhea, and her mouth hurts her to much"
"Sir, what about Anal sex?"
"Nope. She has diarrhea"
"But Sir," said the most shaken manager. "If you wife has Pyorrhea,
Gonorrhea, and Diarrhea, why on earth did you marry her?"
"Well," said the man "I like to fish, and she shits the best