A meek bookkeeper had been moping around all week, and the boss wanted to know what was wrong. "It's my wife." he replied. "She's fooling around with other men."
"Well... I can understand your mood then." said the boss. "I wouldn't like
that one damn bit either."
"No, no." said the bookkeeper. "It's not that. I just can't sleep with 2
other people in our small bed."