A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road a strayed
rooster. Wack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer
appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow
me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the
back."