There were two whales out at sea, when the male whale seen the boat that killed his father. He asked the female whale if she would help him turn the boat over, she agreed.
They got under the ship and blew water out their blowholes as hard as they
could and the boat capsized and all the sailors started swimming to the
The male whale then turned to the female whale and asked her to gobble up as
many of the sailors as she could.
The female whale said "Hey, I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm not going to