Whale of a Job

There were two whales out at sea, when the male whale seen the boat that killed his father. He asked the female whale if she would help him turn the boat over, she agreed.

They got under the ship and blew water out their blowholes as hard as they could and the boat capsized and all the sailors started swimming to the shore.

The male whale then turned to the female whale and asked her to gobble up as many of the sailors as she could.

The female whale said "Hey, I agreed to the blowjob, but I'm not going to swallow seamen.