A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the area--you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a
salesman in the country," said the lad.
The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come
and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man,
but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss arrived and asked, "How many sales
did you make today?"
"One", said the young salesman.
"Only one?" blurted the boss. "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sales worth?"
"Thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars," said the
"How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well" said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook,
then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small
fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going
fishing and he said down the coast. I say he would probably need a boat, so I
took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with
the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull
it, so I took him to the car department and sold him a new SUV."
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to
a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No", answered the salesman. Actually, he came in to buy a box of tampons for
his wife and I said to him, "Your weekends suck, you may as well go