A 16 year old client of a social worker informed the worker that she was going to be married.
The worker gave her several pamphlets on how to stay healthy and the virtues
of not having children for a few years.
The social worker returned to visit her a year later. She found the girl had
twin girls. She asked the girl if she had read the pamphlets and the girl said
yes. Worker said then they didn't do you any good. Girl said "Oh, sure they did,
we found names for the twins in them, Syphilis and Gonorrhea."