Mr. Larson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Larson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and
saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling
her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was
open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran
sitting on two duffel bags."