A western reporter goes to Armenia to write articles about that land. He meets an old man in a village and asks him about any memorable events in his life. The old man says, "Well one time my donkey got lost, so me and my neighbors got some vodka and went looking for it. We looked and looked and finally found the donkey. Then we drank the vodka and one by one started screwing the donkey, it was a lot of fun."
The reporter figured he can't write an article about that, so he asked the
old man to tell him another story. The old man said, "Well, one time my
neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the village men got some vodka and went
out looking for her. We looked and looked and finally we found her. Then we
drank the vodka and one by one screwed the neighbor's wife. It was a lot of
The reporter, feeling frustrated, told the old man that he couldn't write
articles about those stories and asked him if he had any dramatic or sad
memories that he could talk about.
The old man paused a little and with a sad expression on his face said:
"Well, one time I was lost........"