In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for
one meal, and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behaviour. At work you
get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work
you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you
get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you
can't even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go to bars.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any
time. At work there are some programs you can never get out
In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, we have managers.