A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What
is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is
much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman excitedly states, "I'm a chicken
The accountant is puzzled, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."