Mistook a Salvation Army

There was this hooker named Jodi who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him.

The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiful victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?"

Jodi replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But If it's really original, it'll cost you an extra $20."