There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition with each
other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted
to major in medicine.
A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first
aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the
boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from his
trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first
aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you come
across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."