One night in a small town, the church burned to the ground.
The following Sunday, the congregation had to hold services under a huge
tent. "Please donate as much as possible," implored the minister, "so that we
may start the construction on our new church as soon as possible."
Suddenly the town hooker spoke up and said, "I'd like to donate $2,500,
The minister replied, "As desperately as we need the funds, I refuse to
accept tainted money!"
A male voice in the back of the tent shouted out, "You might as well take it
Reverend, it's our money anyway."