Nuns

The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk."

Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."

She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk."

Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."

She says, "And there was a huge tear in the condom."

One nun gasps, but twenty nuns go, "Heh, heh, heh."