Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before
St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's
only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets
in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to
heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most
perfect ones God ever created and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see
them every day for eternity."
St.Peter thanks Dolly and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops
her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakesit up
and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of
God's own creations, she performs a disgusting hygiene act and gets in and I
don't?!!!"
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a nice pair any
day."