Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting
away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other
nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she
replied. The third nun fainted.