A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.
"Of course Darling." she replied. And so they had sex.
Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to her again, and
asked, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we could do it
Again she responded very sympathetically and agreed to have sex. Another 8
hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion, he tapped her on the
shoulder, and asked her again, "You know dear, I only have 12 more hours left,
how about we do it again for old times sake?"
By this time she is getting a little annoyed, but reluctantly agrees. After
they finish she went back to sleep and 4 hours later, he tapped her on the
shoulder again and asked, "Dear, I hate to keep bothering you but you know I
only have 8 hours left before I die, can we do it one more time?"
Well, she turned to him with a grimace on her face and said, "You know, YOU
don't have to get up in the morning, but I do!!!"