Awful Sex Life

One woman was complaining to her friend, "My sex life is awful. My husband doesn't have the foggiest idea how to make me come. What's worse is, he gets mad when I try to tell him."

"Do what I did," 2nd gal replied. "I told my husband that I was exactly like his Computer."

"Like his Computer?" replies the 1st woman.

"Yeah," the 2nd woman replied. "We both come with instructions."