One day a young woman walks into the church and proceeds to go into confession.
"Father.... if I should ever see a mans penis.... what should I do?"
"Well my child you should wash your eyes out with holy water" the priest
"Well.............what if I..... touch a mans penis?" the woman asks?
"Then you should wash your hands with holy water as well" he answers.
About two weeks later, the young lady is in the church and she is washing her
eyes and hands with the holy water.
Just then the priest walks in, sees her and says; "Excuse me Miss.... I think
I need to brush my teeth."