A man walked into a fancy lingerie department and told the clerk that he
wanted to buy a bra for his wife.
The clerk asked the man, "What type of bra does she need?"
"Type? There are different types of bra's?"
"Yes," the clerk responds. "There is the Catholic type, the Salvation Army
type and the Baptist type."
"What's the difference?"
"Well...," the clerk answered. "The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type uplifts the fallen, and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of mole hills."