Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my
alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says,
'Wear your sweater.'"