Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups. He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks his path to his ball and
looks at him and says,
"I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated
my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each
time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total
nausea." The woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the guy calls out to his buddy. "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows."
The first guy screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE