Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed
someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends, Jim-Bob and
Billy-Joe, to come and try to I.D. the body. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician
pulled back the sheet, and Jim-Bob said, "Yeh, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him
over."
So the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his ass and said,
"No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was kind of strange. Then
he brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body, and Billy-Joe looked at him and said,
"Yeh, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Billy-joe looked down at his ass and said,
"No, dat ain't Bubba."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yeh, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us
went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two
assholes!'"