Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."
The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from
Harvard. He's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in
The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school. He
never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New
York working as a sports repairman."
The other two women ask "What is a sports repairman?"
The woman then replies, "He fixes games. You know, hockey games, football
games, baseball games..."