Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved,
"Here lies my ex-wife Sonja.....cold as usual."
Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a
tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved,
"Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."