Father: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. Tell
her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for
child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."
Daughter: "OK"
Later....
Daughter: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you
that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST child support payment he'll ever have to
make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your
face."
Mother: "Next time you visit your father tell him that after 18 years I have
decided to inform him that he's not your father. Then, stand back and watch the
expression on HIS face.