After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position.
"For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs,
penetrate, and off you go."
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got
"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First, if it
hurts, you will stop right away. And second," she insisted, "you have to promise
we won't go past my mother's house."