Three blokes are in a pub bragging about their dogs. Each claims to have the world's smartest dog.
The first bloke says, "MY dog is so smart, every morning I give him two
dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy me the Herald Sun. He knows it's
the only paper I'll ever read. He comes back with the correct change. Now that's
a smart dog."
The second bloke says, "That's nothing. Every morning I give my dog ten
dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy me a packet of Peter Jackson. He
knows it's the only brand I'll smoke. He comes back with correct change. Now
that's a smart dog."
The third bloke says "That's nothing. You know the corner shop where your
dogs trade? Well, my dog runs the place!"