Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first was an engineer, who said his dog could do math with calculations.
His dog was named T-Square, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square,
a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The accountant said he thought his dog was better. This dog was named Slide
Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them
into piles of three, which he did with no problem.
The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog was
He was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a
ten-ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All three of the men agreed this was very good, and their dogs were equally
smart. They all turned to the construction worker and asked, "What can your dog
The construction worker called his dog, whose name was Coffee Break, and
said, "Show these fellows what you can do!"
Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the
paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back. While doing
so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for workman's
compensation and then clocked out early on sick leave.