A young Southern peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her
He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a raise." "No," she said.
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason.Tell me."
"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and
pointed to her pubic hair, "Look, I haven't had this before, it's the broom's
bristles, I tell you..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and
said, "Ha ha...my dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too...."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you
have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."