Dave went to the pet store and bought himself a parrot. The parrot could speak 5 different languages.
After a week, Dave had to go out of town on business. When Dave returned home
and received his phone bill in the mail, he found $500 worth of phone calls had
He asked the parrot about it, and the parrot explained that he had made the
calls to his friends around the world.
Dave was furious. He told the parrot that he had to go out of town again and
that he had better not make any calls, or else. Yet when Dave returned, he found
the same thing Had happened when he received a phone bill for $1000.
Dave took the parrot and nailed his two wings to the wall. The parrot hung
his head down, then looked over at the crucifix next to him and said "So, how
high was your phone bill?