A man gets to his plane seat, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into
the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round, and the man
asks her for a coffee, where upon the parrot squawks: "and get me a whisky you
cow".
The stewardess, somewhat flustered brings a whisky for the parrot, but
forgets the coffee.
When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately
drains its glass and yells "and get me another whisky you witch!"
Quite upset, the stewardess, shaking returns shortly with a whisky for the
parrot, but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach:
" I've asked you twice for a coffee, cow, now go and get it or I'll give you a
slap!"
In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards grab both him and the parrot, take
them to the emergency exits and throw them out.
As they are ejected from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says "You
know, for someone who can't fly, you're a pretty cheeky person!!"